So this is what you can do when your daddy has buckets of money – pay someone to film you roll around in a bikini in the sand with a guy in order to distract us from the fact that you’ve been auto-tuned to high heaven. Good on you, Paris Hilton – you successfully created something that sucked more than the song itself . Although back in 1989, it stirred up just as much controversy, due to Cher’s...